[info_list style=”hexagon” icon_bg_color=”#2094d3″ font_size_icon=”24″ connector_animation=”fadeInUp”][info_list_item list_title=”Why do you write humor?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]I Vent, I Cope, I laugh and I want to make others laugh.[/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”When did you first start writing humor?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]When my husband accused me of using his mustache scissors to trim the dog’s asshole.[/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”What do you do when you are not writing?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]I teach science part-time at a local university and I go fishing.[/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”Why haven’t you written a humor book?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]I have but it has a long gestational period (longer than nine months)![/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”Why do you live in Florida?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]I’m not sure.  Maybe because I’ve adapted to heat, humidity. overcrowding and insanity.[/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”How do you stay cool?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]I try to avoid the news media.[/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”Doesn’t the word “Barmy“ also mean yeast froth?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]Yes.  On better days, I think of it in terms of beer.[/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”Are you on social media?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”][dt_social_icons animation=”none” alignment=”default”][dt_social_icon target_blank=”true” icon=”facebook” link=”http://www.facebook.com/maggie.millus” /] [dt_social_icon target_blank=”true” icon=”twitter” link=”http://twitter.com/maggiemillus” /] [dt_social_icon target_blank=”true” icon=”pinterest” link=”http://pinterest.com/maggiem102″ /][/dt_social_icons][/info_list_item][info_list_item list_title=”How do I contact you?” list_icon=”Defaults-arrow-right”]You can email but I don’t always answer promptly.

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