Insomniac by Maggie Millus

Insomniac? Who me? So I don’t sleep that much. Big deal. Who can sleep when they have scazillion thoughts flying through their mind? It’s like having hornets in your brain, only there is no buzzing. Most of the time.

Things In My Coffee by Maggie Millus

Florida cockroaches are real cockroaches. They are not teeny and puny like those little German immigrants. Just seeing one of those big suckers swimming in your coffee or having sex on your kitchen counter is enough to cause a major jump in most people’s blood pressure.