Some jokes are worse than others. If you think these kidney jokes are awful, remember, they too will pass:
Said one kidney to the other: “I’m pissed off at you.”
Why do kidneys become Zen? They want to go with the flow.
How do you cook kidneys? You boil the piss out of them!
Why does a kidney with stones stop working? Because it’s between a rock and a hard place,
When does a kidney have black and blue marks? When it hits rock bottom.
When would a person with kidney stones go to the Emergency Room.? When the Emergency Room is just a stone’s throw away!
Where do European kidneys congregate? At the pissoir!
Another bad kidney joke: Has anybody seen the Energizer Kidney? It just keeps going and going.
One more bad kidney joke: What did the hearing kidney say to the deaf kidney: Cystic? No, I said “sister”!
One final bad kidney joke: What happens when an audience hears too many kidney jokes? They get pissed off.