Bad Kidney Jokes by Maggie Millus



Some jokes are worse than others.  If you think these kidney jokes are awful, remember, they too will pass:


Said one kidney to the other: “I’m pissed off at you.”


Why do  kidneys  become Zen?  They want to go with the flow.


How do you cook kidneys?  You boil the piss out of them!

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Why does a kidney with stones stop working?  Because it’s between a rock and a hard place,


When does a kidney have black and blue marks? When it hits rock bottom.


When would a person with kidney stones go to the Emergency Room.?  When the Emergency Room is just a stone’s throw away!


Where do European kidneys congregate?  At the pissoir!


Another bad kidney joke:  Has anybody seen the Energizer Kidney?  It just keeps going and going.


One more bad kidney joke: What did the hearing kidney say to the deaf kidney:  Cystic?  No, I said “sister”!


One  final bad kidney joke: What happens when an audience hears too many kidney jokes?  They get pissed off.



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