Category: Humor

I saw an ad for a little mini circular saw today. What a nifty gadget, and small too! I want one, I need one, and besides – it’s a personal…

Another Christmas season is almost gone. I’ll be so relieved. Not that I’m a bah humbug person and not that I don’t have at least a few Christmas memories that…

My Mom is a writer, so she says. I’m a cynic about it because I never see her pick up a pen or pencil, hardly ever anyway.  She’s always in…

Today Howard and I had fried chicken for lunch.  We both had our usual 3 pieces and ate them without the skin. I never eat chicken skin.  I have a…

The other night, Halloween, was a long night. No sleep for me, whatsoever . I had apprehensive moments all night -dialing in the numbers to call Ralph on the great…

“You should write a book, a humor book. After all, you like to make people laugh,” they said. I thought about it. I blog, so how much harder could it…

I really hate sweet potatoes. Almost as much as I hate rhubarb. Nutritionists say sweet potatoes are very healthy for you. I bet they’re not. They probably cause something awful…

It’s two weeks into February and I still haven’t made any New Year’s resolutions.  That may be a good thing because if I had made a resolution on indecisiveness or…

    Are you a liberal planning a trip through the South? As in Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee or worse? Then you should seriously consider the following:   Stay out…

This joke has been making its way around the Internet for the last few weeks.  I have no idea who wrote it, but it’s funny!    Yesterday I was at…

This article is from the local grassroots magazine, “Florida Pestilence”.  Originally intended to enlighten readers about the feral hog problem in South Florida, this article interviews a dyspeptic Florida homeowner…

[vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]Disclaimer:  Naked Chickens- to whom it may concern-these chickens may be wearing  little or no clothes.  If that bothers you, go dress your own chickens.     Introduction.  I…

  Tonight was an interesting night.  I fell asleep early.  Out in the living room as usual.  In my favorite chair.  I was dreaming away, but I didn’t know I…

    I just got back from a visit to my doctor.  All went well. We even managed to say the right things to each other.   Now I’m very…

I just read an article on mindfulness meditation.  The idea is to spend time to oneself focusing only on the moment and one single thing, like breathing.  The author described…

  Each New Year is a time for reminiscence and reflection.  Here are things I have taken time to think about (usually in the middle of the night):   Teenagers…

It’s the holidays  and we’re smack dab in the middle of them.  As a matter of fact, I can smell holiday peppermint eggnog breath everywhere  which tells me the holidays…

I love grits.  But grits are confusing to a lot of people.  Especially northerners.  I once tried to order grits with breakfast at a Boston restaurant and the waitress had…

I woke up today hearing voices – one of them said, “Clean the garage.”  The others said, “ Go back to sleep.”  So I rolled over and went back to…

Vacuum cleaners.  I hate housework, especially vacuuming the house.  Not that I won’t do it, but before breakfast???  It was 6 o’clock  this morning when Howard emerged from the bedroom. …

Another Christmas gone by.  I’m so relieved.  Not that I’m a bah humbug person and not that I don’t have at least a few Christmas memories that I treasure, but…

It’s 3AM and I am ohhh so hungry!  I can’t sleep when I feel like my stomach is licking the meat off my ribs.  I stare at the ceiling and…

If there was a virus for causing procrastination, I’d say we’ve all been infected. But I like to look at both sides of an issue, or in this case, a…

I hate stupidity.  I could say that stupid people drive me nuts but I’m not nuts or crazy (yes, there is a difference).  So I’ll just have to say, I…